Freedom from Bunching Underwear
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Underwear has been letting us down
Bunching. Every time you move your legs, your underwear wants to ride up. It's just the physics of tension in a garment anchored by a waistband.
Heat. No matter what type of fabric, if it's compressed against your body, it will trap heat and make everything hot and clammy. You aren't supposed to be all "tucked-in" and moist like that.
Commandees™ patented underwear is re-designed to never ride up, and to let a cool wind of relief breathe through your netherlands.
Design Features:
The Attachment Direction
Commandees™ attach outwardly.
They attach to the inside of your pants, instead of your body. That means no heat trapping, no tightness, no inward pressure on your body at all, and no opportunity for pants-to-underwear friction.
Think of it as your pants wearing the underwear, so you don't have to.
The Bottom Anchor
The bottom edges are locked to the inside of your pants by lightweight, flexible, strategically-positioned velcro strips. This is a game changer. Commandees™ are completely immune from riding up or bunching at all, because a fixed bottom edge means no part of the Commandees™ can move out of place.
The Top Anchor
The top-end of Commandees™ is locked to the top of your pants by thin, flexible velcro strips. The combination of the top-anchor and the bottom-anchor creates anti-bunching tension throughout the entire garment.
We completely tossed that annoying elastic band that squeezes you all day (elastic squeeze at the dinner table, anyone?).
The Shape
Instead of being shaped to fit tightly around your legs and waist, Commandees™ are designed to match the shape and dimensions of your pants. They fit your pants like a glove, and basically become a part of your pants. Think of it like a liner/shield that covers up those nasty seams inside your pants, and that you can take out to wash.
The end result is it feels like you are wearing nothing besides your pants. In fact, you really aren't. All you did was add a smooth, thin layer onto the internal surface of your pants.
That means you get all the benefits of going commando without any of the downsides. The natural breathability of fresh flowing air. The lack of constriction. The comfort. The freedom.
The Fly
Commandees™ do not need a zipper, or any other fly-closing component. Velcro strips on both edges of the fly make them attach to your pants like a chameleon. So, when your pants get zipped up, the fly on your Commandees™ also closes up. A slight overlap is included to ensure full coverage when closed. Later, when your pants unzip and open, your Commandees™ also open. No extra steps (like pulling down an elastic band) needed.
You're gonna feel like a smooth criminal on your next trip to the men's room.
The Fabric and Seams
Going commando would be great...if it were not for itchy, seamy, rough pant fabric and the hygiene issues. Commandees™ are made with super smooth and comfortable fabric, to make that commando-feeling a delight. Now the pant seams are covered up. Seams on the Commandees™ themselves are all outward-facing, so you don't feel them at all.
Removable + Washable
You can change your Commandees™ each day, just like underwear. Your pants stay clean for weeks or longer, and just wash the Commandees.
(That's the whole point of underwear in the first place. To let you wash just the bacteria-prone areas).
Health Benefits
The breathability and lack of constriction are good for you. Speaking specifically about guy-parts, they are supposed to be 5 degrees cooler than your body temperature (that's the whole reason why they are externally positioned). This matters for things like making testosterone. Seriously, look it up. Or better yet, ask your doctor.
No Jumping Hurdles
Got flexibility or mobility limitations? No tripping your way through an elastic band. Commandees™ let you skip the underwear vs leg struggle, and go straight to putting on your pants.
For Modern Men of Mystery
The top-anchor means Commandees™ are always lined up with the top edge of your pants. That means no more underwear band showing above your pants. Let your private garments be your own little internal secret. You minx!!
U.S. Patent Numbers 11,134,733 and 11,903,434